The White Castle House Church

Having seen a piece on NBC news about house churches, as though it’s a new thing, even though that’s the way the church started, and house churches have been around consistently for over 2000 years, Derrick Crane, the manager imported from Los Angeles to direct the new White Castle in Memphjus, the seat of Periwinkle County, out on the bypass, decided to start a house church at WC, since a castle is simply a house. He’s using the slogan, “Every Man’s Home is His [White] Castle.”

This touched off a demonstration of POW, Periwinkle Organization of Women, on the theory that men rarely help out around the castle, so it should be “Every Woman’s Home is Her [White] Castle,” but Derrick placated them with White Castle scented candles, which have a particularly disabling effect on those who sniff them.

Claire Nathan says that their church motto should be “But ye are… a peculiar people…” [I Peter 2:9, KJV]