Purloining Pentecost

The Rev. Randall Nathan [Retard] has to preach tomorrow, because Pastor Patty is off in Nebraska, taking care of her ailing mother. He thought the congregation should hear some really good preaching while she is gone, so he decided to preach a great Pentecost sermon, from a book by Harry Emerson Fosdick. Now he remembers that he gave that book away about 40 years ago, so he's going to have to think up a sermon on his own. Since he can't preach from Fosdick, he's going to preach from Acts. He hopes that no one will notice.