Saturday, April 17, 2010

Volcanic Revenge

Halt Limppaw saw Pastor Patty and Randall Nathan conferring in the back booth of The Mills of the Gods Coffee House and naturally assumed they were talking about him and his eponymous radio show on WKPC.

"No," said retired pastor Nathan, "we were talking about your hero, Rush Limbaugh. He said that if health care reform passed, he would move out of the USA. He did. He's been phoning his show in from an undisclosed location, but now we know where he is, Iceland."

"Is that true?" asked Halt Limppaw.

"Of course," said Pastor Patty, "in exactly the same way that what Rush says is true."

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