Saturday, January 16, 2010

Too Christian?

Pastor Patty has a dilemma. Her 7 year old son, Remington, wants to give his entire savings account for Haitian relief. But that includes a lot of money his grandparents have contributed for his college education.

"Damn," she said to retired pastor Randall Nathan. "What about the law of Corban? The only time the little rascal wants to be a Christian is when it will make problems for me."

"That's the only time being a Christian makes sense," said her sort-of mentor, "when it helps the widows and orphans, which always causes trouble, one way or another."

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