Country Club Capers

Randall Nathan took his wife and daughter to lunch at The Persimmon Cove Country Club. He forgot that it was Wednesday, which is a de facto cackle day at Persimmon Cove. There were 39 women and Randall in the Cupid Room Restaurant. As quickly as he could, he dashed home to Farmville, where he is strictly a cash grain operator, with no hens. He did, however, send a persimmon tree to three-year-old Clara Wembley's illegal farm before he logged off.