Jake's New Pants

Jake Newland has discovered there is something wrong with his new flannel-linbed pants, the ones he wears out in public. After he gets someplace where there are people, like Buddy Mutts or The Whistle & Thistle, they unzip themselves. Since Jenny got them for him for Christmas, he is sure this is part of her campaign to drive him crazy so she can have him declared. That's Jake's story, and he's sticking to it.