Claire Nathan said this morning to her husband, Randall, while they were on their morning coffee break--they don't really have anything to break from, since they don't do anything, but it's traditional to call mid-morning coffee time a break--that she thought women were created first, since as soon as men got here, they would want food, and do you really think men would go to the kitchen and cook anything, and besides, women always had to go first anyway, to discover empty tombs and such, and besides, all babies start out in the womb as female, but some can't cut it so they switch to the other side before they're born, and...
It almost made the retired pastor sorry he no longer has a pulpit, so he could preach all that. It would be a lot of fun; it would upset so many people...
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