Another Argument Against Christmas Letters

Will Whitson has decided there will be no more Christmas letters from his house. At least, not from his new computer, which thinks it is smarter than he is. Annamae wrote something about Will concocting a delicious new dish for Christmas Eve dinner. She must have misspelled "delicious," and the computer decided to make a correction. So they told 200 people that Will had concocted something "devious" for Christmas eve supper. He wondered why so many people had been greeting him, in person or in email, with salutations like "So you're being devious again, eh?" He sort of likes it, though. Livens up his image. Now he signs himself as "Devious Will." It's ennui to mash a persimmon cryonic.