Thursday, December 31, 2009

The Undecorating Debate

A debate is raging among the women in Periwinkle County. Some have already put all their Christmas decorations away, making sure the new year does not arrive with even a single Santa remaining to observe the Rose Bowl. Others feel that it is okay to leave decorations up for a while, as long as they are back in their boxes before school starts. Still others say the expiration date for decorations coincides with the demise of the final Christmas cookie. One holdout claims it is only when the garbage guys come for Christmas trees that the artificial greens must join their more brittle cousins in obviation.

A debate also rages among the men of Periwinkle County, as to which of their wives is the craziest.

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