Doing Something about the Weather

After the choral concert the other night, Rev. Randall Nathan (Retard), ran into Old Doc Huffmaker, veternarian, who ought to be retired, but hangs around the practice just to make his son, Young Doc Huffmaker, miserable. "I don't know what those idiots in Copenhagen are thinking. Climate change conference, indeed! It's still true: everybody talks about the weather but nobody does anything about it. You can't change the weather."

"You change it everyday," Pastor Nathan said. "What the hell you mean?" said Old Doc. "Every time you turn on your bigass TV, every time you get in that 3 miles per gallon pickup of yours, you change the weather. The folks in Copenhagen are just trying to make the weather livable after all the changes you've made to it."

The next day Ben Bottoms told Pastor Nathan that Old Doc was down at The Whistle and Thistle saying that the old preacher had gone 'round the bend for sure. Pastor Nathan allowed as to how that was why the world was going to hell in a carbon basket, because everybody wants to live by cliche's, like that one about nobody being able to change the weather.