Hortense Bandervilt called up Sheriff Shiva ben-Rockin, the only Hindu Rastafarian reggae Baptist rapper sheriff in the state. He is a Republican.
Republican Indian-Americans, or other brown-Americans, who want to go into politics, add a Christian denomination to their resume’. [See Jindal, Bobby and Haley, Nikki] It is a good and acceptable strategy. It does not work for Democrats, though. [See Obama, Barack]
Hortense is a Democrat, but she voted for Sheriff ben-Rockin because she liked the way he reggae rapped at his campaign stops. This is one of the better ways that voting decisions are made.
“Sheriff,” she said, “you’ve got to come out here by my house and take down this Deer Crossing sign.”
“Why is that Ms. Bandervilt?”
“It’s not safe. They keep trying to cross here, and they keep getting hit by cars.”
At least Sheriff ben-Rockin has an idea for a new rap.
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