A Different Eternal Truth

Randall Nathan is still working on his speech for the summer commencement at the brand new, at least in name, Hope's Promise University. Pres. Nan Tucket told him he should include an eternal truth, as well as a piece of good advice and a persistent question. He has changed his mind about what eternal truth he should share with them. Instead of "You deserve a break today," which college students are too willing to believe, anyway, since they want to come home to live for a few years after graduation to recover from the rigors of drinking beer for four years, he is going to go with, "There's always room for Jell-O."